I never thought I would...

...gamble in Vegas.
...have a C-section.
...work at McDonald's.
...sleep in a parking lot.
...like to watch Stargate.
...fly on a plane.
...swim in the ocean.
...roof.
...use the Latin I learned in high school.
...spend the night in the woods (without a tent or a sleeping bag!)
...(unknowingly or otherwise) write a bad check.
...stop wearing my retainer at night.
...major in English.
...weigh 166 lbs.
...be somebody's boss.
...marry someone with a mustache.